What 'Quark's' is For

Here is where you can go back in time or ahead into the future or visit a planet on the other side of the galaxy (or those Orion slave girls!) from the comfort of your own holodeck. Well, borrowing an hour or so off Quark in one of his holosuits, at least. If you're sick and tired of all the red alerts rampages and battles with the Borg, wait until your shift ends and spend an evening with Quark and allow the girls to please you until sunrise. Dabo!

This one is more for silliness.